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20 funny would you rather questions

Choose one option, then explain your choice if you want to. Passing is always allowed.

20 questions · Funny would you rather questions · prompts to play

Funny would you rather questions

Choose a score button to add a point. Scores last for this page visit.

Tap an option to pick it. Space moves to the next question. Arrow keys move. With scores on, keys 1 to 6 add a team point. F fills the screen. Escape closes play.
  1. 1

    Would you rather have shoes that squeak your name or a hat that applauds when you sit down?

  2. 2

    Would you rather have to hop through every doorway or spin once before sitting?

  3. 3

    Would you rather have a talking umbrella or a suitcase that sings?

  4. 4

    Would you rather sneeze bubbles or hiccup confetti?

  5. 5

    Would you rather have a tiny orchestra announce your arrival or a narrator describe your lunch?

  6. 6

    Would you rather wear a cape made of receipts or a crown made of spoons?

  7. 7

    Would you rather have a garden gnome as a dance partner or a snowman as a chef?

  8. 8

    Would you rather have eyebrows that change color or hair that points toward the nearest bakery?

  9. 9

    Would you rather have a pet cloud that rains indoors or a pet moon that follows you around?

  10. 10

    Would you rather have to whisper at a concert or sing every library request?

  11. 11

    Would you rather have pockets full of harmless rubber ducks or shoes full of soft feathers?

  12. 12

    Would you rather have a doorbell that tells jokes or a kettle that gives compliments?

  13. 13

    Would you rather turn into a cardboard box when surprised or a cushion when sleepy?

  14. 14

    Would you rather have a bicycle with square wheels or a scooter with a trumpet horn?

  15. 15

    Would you rather have a robot that folds paper hats or a robot that names your socks?

  16. 16

    Would you rather have every sandwich shaped like a star or every pancake shaped like a shoe?

  17. 17

    Would you rather be followed by an imaginary marching band or an imaginary line of penguins?

  18. 18

    Would you rather have a spoon that giggles or a fork that hums?

  19. 19

    Would you rather wear slippers to a costume parade or a costume to a slipper parade?

  20. 20

    Would you rather have to answer riddles to open a cupboard or solve anagrams to close a drawer?

Timer and team scores

8 turns × 60 seconds = 8 minutes of play, plus instructions and breaks.

60

Pause whenever the group needs more time.

Team Lime's turn

Team Lime: 0

Team Violet: 0

Use this set with a group

Read a prompt, allow thinking time, then invite an answer or a pass. For a timed round, choose a turn length before starting. A host can keep the printed answers out of view until the round ends.