20 funny would you rather questions

Would you rather have shoes that squeak your name or a hat that applauds when you sit down?

Would you rather have to hop through every doorway or spin once before sitting?

Would you rather have a talking umbrella or a suitcase that sings?

Would you rather sneeze bubbles or hiccup confetti?

Would you rather have a tiny orchestra announce your arrival or a narrator describe your lunch?

Would you rather wear a cape made of receipts or a crown made of spoons?

Would you rather have a garden gnome as a dance partner or a snowman as a chef?

Would you rather have eyebrows that change colour or hair that points toward the nearest bakery?

Would you rather have a pet cloud that rains indoors or a pet moon that follows you around?

Would you rather have to whisper at a concert or sing every library request?

Would you rather have pockets full of harmless rubber ducks or shoes full of soft feathers?

Would you rather have a doorbell that tells jokes or a kettle that gives compliments?

Would you rather turn into a cardboard box when surprised or a cushion when sleepy?

Would you rather have a bicycle with square wheels or a scooter with a trumpet horn?

Would you rather have a robot that folds paper hats or a robot that names your socks?

Would you rather have every sandwich shaped like a star or every pancake shaped like a shoe?

Would you rather be followed by an imaginary marching band or an imaginary line of penguins?

Would you rather have a spoon that giggles or a fork that hums?

Would you rather wear slippers to a costume parade or a costume to a slipper parade?

Would you rather have to answer riddles to open a cupboard or solve anagrams to close a drawer?